imstillinthesaltcircle:

gunsandfireandshit:

theweirdwideweb:

Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol

yeet that unborn child right into law enforcement

scottbaiowulf:

poopcop:

elionking:

nicknamenyquil:

iterativeimprovement:

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

apricops:

on Tumblr you can just pile up some dirt wherever you want and someone will decide it’s a hill to die on

frogghostxt:

wow i haven’t posted in such a long time…. but i’m returning just to be gay

happy pride month! this is a post to remind you that peter parker is trans (or at least that’s what i imagine)!!!

sleek-siren:

thesocialjusticecourier:

butterflyinthewell:

n1ghtcrwler:

anabundanceofstilinskis:

poryqon:

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified.

I will bitch about heat.
I will bitch about cold.
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old.

I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
You will find there is nothing
I can’t bitch about.

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

Church basement aesthetics:

editor-c:

ebolazaire:

thegestianpoet-archive:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but
there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s
either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played
since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and
has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they
ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to
eat

Scented markers and multicolored
craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two
rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

@eckcro