having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,
Just walked into JiffyLube for an oil change. There’s nothing remarkable about this, but I am dressed like… uh. Well. Slicked-back hair, Weyland-Yutani crop top over a black turtleneck leotard, black cargo pants from my old security job, and a black trench coat for the rain.
I was in the shower with my boyfriend and he tried to convince me that a bottle of shampoo was a sandwich. It got super heated and I was pissed, so I yelled at him to “FUCKING EAT IT THEN”. He proceeded to eat the entire thing without breaking eye contact.
Procrastination Station 