onlyniceandgaystuff:

naamahdarling:

This is actually A+ cat management.

“Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them.
It’s a sign that they love you and want to show.

This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way.

Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party.

This is a GOOD IDEA.

Source: programmerhumour

tredlocity:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

Welcome to my

*grabs your dick and twists it like an Indian sunburn*

TWISTED mind

This is a post for Bigmeatted individuals. Smallmeats don’t interact

why would you make a post youre excluded from

This was supposed to be private

I didn’t say this

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tk-senpai:

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hufflepuff-writer:

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apharc:

uncreative-lesbian-fangirl:

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worse better

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

mysharona1987:

thepeoplesmanifesto:

mysharona1987:

These people are, in fact, actually evil and completely lacking in any sort of empathy for their fellow humans.

This is not an exaggeration. 

Literally laughing at young children. Being tear-gassed.

There are Disney cartoon villains who wouldn’t even do that.  

I know people like to say “nazis are people” but they’re fucking not, they’re daemons, and they want to create a literal Hell on Earth

Fuck, all Cruella wanted was just a nice fur coat.

Not, um, the deaths and genocide of most people on Earth.

Source: mysharona1987