Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

first i spin my fidget

vulcandigby:

jarritos:

jarritos:

then i steal your girl

Then I fidge my spinnit

the I spin your girl

thebootydiaries:

me: what is that obnoxious glowing ORB in the sky

friend: the sun

me: im gonna fight it

chaeronaea:

hyundaimovietheatre:

tinderfinds:

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

wholesome

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

Source: tinderfinds

Got tumblr app back just to reblog porn to my private account while I still can lmao

camilleto:

the last bit of TAZ i boarded last summer!!!!!!!

enjoy the fire crab

also to everone who reacted to the previous taz board : i read you, i love you, and you’re giving me life

property-is-theft:

adreamingofguns:

peteseeger:

its like if thor was a who from the jim carrey grinch movie

its like if a racist nord from Skyrim fell through a portal into our world