AP Lit Essay 1 (2018)
Tag: ap tests
Olive Senior: theyre a plant fucker or they’re doomed
Test takers: who
Olive Senior: the person reading this
Implied Audience: All plants are queens!
Speaker: IF SHE POLLINATE, SHE A T H O T!
me, spreading plant progeny:
the narrator whenever zenobia would start talking
Reblog if u too have been seduced by those HOT FLOWER AGENTS!!!
ap lit highlights:
- “I am…legs”?
- plants are the ROOT of all evil (get it?)
- sexy secret flower agents are trying to seduce us
- Clarinda, a lesbian icon
- when you’re gay for john keats but everyone says he’s dead
- @ ms. tartan …could you maybe set me up with a girl?
- so are you a Zenobia level of extra or a “Keeping up with the Forsytes” level of extra
- “But…problems”
- “He is…effervescence”
- meliboeus? more like meliBAEus (his warning of love didn’t scare me)
- resisting the urge to write the final essay about harry potter or any superhero ever
ap lit, or as the kids call it:
masturbating to john keats
self care is leaving your communal farming community, forsaking your ideals, and filling your room with lamps and chandeliers
Procrastination Station 