me to my cat: you are problematic because you reinforce negative stereotypes that cats are mean and bite people. your behavior is really toxic and you are a detriment to your community.
my cat: *jumps at my ankles*
me: hey now. that’s not a very nice attitude to show to your allies. look how much i’ve given you, and you’re going to throw it in my face? i’m literally trying to help you, there’s no need to be rude.
hello everyone if u have a cat that u believe needs protection you can email the san francisco cat museum and they will add your cat to the list of cats under the protective paw of Bastet the Egyptian goddess of cats http://www.catmuseumsf.org/protectpaw.html
okay but actually pls read the list of existing names on this
Hey so I actually tried this and it only took a couple days guys! They email you back to confirm that its done! ITS STILL A THING 😀
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