don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
Tag: college
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The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.
(For America) Until college prices come under control, I advocate the unapologetic theft of everything possible from every university, up to and including the personal items of all top level admins. Sell it to other theft-ridden universities for cash. Steal the dean’s car and sell it to buy a college book.
A caveat, please don’t steal from the library, because your fellow students may need some random book (yes, even that one that’s in Old French with the strange pictures inside that you’re sure no one has checked out in the past 40 years) for a thesis.
Agreed. Do not steal from the library.
an idea: make photocopies of all the books you might want from the library
one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much
Procrastination Station 