snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

Welcome to my

*grabs your dick and twists it like an Indian sunburn*

TWISTED mind

This is a post for Bigmeatted individuals. Smallmeats don’t interact

why would you make a post youre excluded from

This was supposed to be private

I didn’t say this

poopcop:

elionking:

nicknamenyquil:

iterativeimprovement:

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

makemekawaii:

lovelysuggestion:

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?

Monster fuckers and furries are the two ends on the same spectrum with werewolves in the exaxt middle.

bakuraryxu:

g-ine:

unicornkin:

tokenwhitefriends:

yelnatszeroni:

unicornkin:

tokenwhitefriends:

unicornkin:

bugcore:

You’re right and you should say it

Someone needs to make a monster fucker and furry scale where the Monster Fucker side is the plant from Little Shop of Horrors and the Furry side is the tigers from zootopia

so heres my take on this

Thank you

where’s the skeletons

i added a whole nother axis for this

OASKRJJSJSJENE THIS IS A LOT BETTER

where do the angry birds land?

if you get off on angry birds then you land in hell

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

fakehistory:

Confucius working his first job at a local convenience store, (500 BCE)

Source: fakehistory

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

girlwholovesturtles:

writing-prompt-s:

You throw your rent bill across the room in frustration, and it lands under your bed. A few seconds later, a claw pushes the bill back out with a wad of cash.

Monster under the bed finally paying his fucking rent.

kaprika:

tilthat:

TIL The Wiggles, at the peak of their popularity in the late 90s, travelled in two planes so that in the unfortunate event of a crash, half of the group would survive to continue touring.

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