redsparrow2117:

virgoboy:

Tv show: these are the horrible ramifications of toxic masculinity and the suffering you can cause to the people around you
Men watching the show: this character is so badass! He doesn’t take shit from anyone did you see how he killed that guy! I hate his wife! I am the danger!

I can’t tell if they are talking about Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, or Fight Club.

no-notbecauseweregay:

ap lit highlights:

  • “I am…legs”?
  • plants are the ROOT of all evil (get it?)
  • sexy secret flower agents are trying to seduce us
  • Clarinda, a lesbian icon
  • when you’re gay for john keats but everyone says he’s dead
  • @ ms. tartan …could you maybe set me up with a girl?
  • so are you a Zenobia level of extra or a “Keeping up with the Forsytes” level of extra
  • “But…problems”
  • “He is…effervescence”
  • meliboeus? more like meliBAEus (his warning of love didn’t scare me)
  • resisting the urge to write the final essay about harry potter or any superhero ever