Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”
Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????
Holy shit what a fucking long con. That’s absolutely amazing.
when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)
Gay privilege is being way funnier than any straight person
I want to apologize to all the straights whose feelings I hurt with this joke. I have no idea what it’s like to have your sexuality be the butt of a joke. I am so sorry for all the hurt and pain that I have caused you, and I hope that one day, you will be able to recover from a teenage lesbian saying you aren’t funny online. I need to start recognizing my privilege and stop making jokes, because I know how insecure it makes you.
And to all my fellow gays who think this joke is funny: we should be ashamed of ourselves. As allies to the CSHN community (cis straight hetero notfunny community), we need to do better. Let’s make 2018 the year of stopping jokes and paying attention to all the cishets we have hurt along the way. No more excuses.
Procrastination Station 