im crying – Procrastination Station

slightmood:

halloweenhannah:

slightmood:

whoever has my voodoo doll please put more stuffing in the ass

I don’t like this post

I don’t like this ass

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

roosterteethshit:

Fun war fact!

Source: roosterteethshit

theyellowbrickroad:

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

speedlimit15:

popses:

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

Source: mpregcraig

owenstan:

noco is the gay ship for straight people and lesharold is the straight ship for gay people siri send post.

autistic-danvers:

russian-medvezhonok:

If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at

my favorite thing about this post is the quotations because they imply that these two are something other than what they tell us and that’s exactly what ageless dieties of the forests would do