Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: I finally restored everything and brought balance to the universe. There is not a single person who can stand in my-
[ground starts shaking, an army of undead zombies come barreling in, “Ride of the Valkyries” is heard in the distance, Fenris Wolf is seen carrying Hela on his back]
Hela:[Lights a cigarette] Alright little brother, who was it that hurt you?
Loki:[peeking over behind Hela’s cape and points to Thanos]
Procrastination Station 