Sometimes I get inspiration from weird random thoughts that pop into my mind – in this case Taylor Swift (or a random lookalike pop star if you want, it doesn’t matter) revealing herself as a reptilian illuminati agent.
Elijah Baley: “Hmm. Thanks! I hate it. Please never do that again.”
Nah, I got the distinct impression that Daneel has a mild yet pleasant customer service smile at all times–might be the only expression he can do well. I think the problem would arise more as
Baley: We’re headed into a meeting where I’m going to accuse yet another world leader of murder, can you look intimidating?
i love how few fucks australians give in the summer, go barefoot in maccas, barefoot in woolies, barefoot in iga, make a pool in the back of ur ute, be topless 24/7, five kmart fans to a room, zooper dooper scars, fist fights with the local fauna…. iconic
Supreme Leader and the First Order Outer Rim Tour: tickets on sale NOW.
It´s even more funny if you know that this is an actual panel from IDW´s Comic adaption of “The last jedi”, written by Alessandro Ferrari. Minus the instruments of course ; D The drawings are really expressive and so much better than Marvels comic adaption.
Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.
Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.
Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.
Item:Flamberge; in addition to the old 3.5 stats at the link, while not everyone recognizes the dangers of fighting someone with a wiggleblade, +4 on Intimidation checks against Fighters and others with knowledge of weapons.
Procrastination Station 