Tag: lol

advanced-procrastination:

trilllizard666:

fortangel:

mediocrepresident:

goldkat-g0negrey:

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

Source: bettydraperlookingpissed

thoodleoo:

i was thinking about the olympian gods the other day and i realized that of the 13 gods who are generally considered olympian, 3 (hermes, apollo, and dionysus) are often depicted as twinks. of all the most powerful and famous deities in greek mythology, nearly 25% are twinks….a ratio of nearly 1:4 twink to non-twink olympian deities….not sure yet what this information means but i’m sure it will be useful someday

vampireapologist:

calling the vampire who turned you “master,” “maker,” “sire,”: weird, sorta yucky, super dated, it’s out

calling the vampire who turned you “daddy,” “vladdy,” “Extremely Rude,”: innovative, fun, it’s in

U.S. Names, Officialunitedstates Rankings

officialunitedstates:

Girls

A: Sarah, Rachel, Heather, Victoria, Marie

B: Elizabeth, Jessica, Lisa, Kimberly, Michelle, Stephanie, Shirley, Angela, Emily, Nicole, Maria, Emma, Julie, Jacqueline, Hannah, Sara, Julia, Grace, Natalie, Virginia, Sofia

C: Jennifer, Susan, Karen, Ashley, Helen, Melissa, Deborah, Laura, Sharon, Amy, Anna, Brenda, Pamela, Catherine, Christine, Samantha, Debra, Carolyn, Diane, Christina, Kelly, Lauren, Megan, Alice, Ann, Olivia, Rose, Beverly, Amber, Danielle, Brittany, Tiffany, Kathy,
Amanda, Cynthia

D:  Mary, Margaret, Betty, Sandra, Carol, Rebecca, Kathleen, Ruth,
Katherine, Evelyn, Martha, Cheryl, Jean, Gloria, Teresa, Janice, Theresa, Denise, Marilyn, Madison, Diana, Abigail, Lori

F: Patricia, Linda, Barbara, Nancy, Dorothy, Donna, Janet, Joyce, Joan, Judith, Andrea, Judy, Jane

F-: Frances, Doris, Kathryn, Mildred

Guys

A: Christopher, George, Vincent

B: James, Michael, Charles, Daniel, Jason, Jeffrey, Jonathan, Frank, Jack, Aaron, Jose, Zachary, Nathan, Jesse

C: Robert, William, David, Joseph, Thomas, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Christian, Paul, Steven, Joshua, Timothy, Ryan, Jacob, Justin, Brandon, Gregory, Samuel, Benjamin, Alexander, Tyler, Henry, Peter, Kyle, Joe, Ethan, Bryan, Dylan, Alan, Juan, Noah, Phillip, Gabriel, Johnny, Louis

D: Richard, Anthony, Andrew, Brian, Kevin, Gary, Nicholas, Eric, Stephen, Jerry, Douglas, Adam, Carl, Jeremy, Sean, Austin, Bruce, Jordan, Wayne, Russell, Bobby, Howard

F: Donald, Kenneth, Edward, Ronald, Larry, Scott, Patrick, Dennis, Walter, Arthur, Gerald, Roger, Keith, Albert, Willie, Billy, Roy, Eugene, Harry, Randy

F-: Raymond, Harold, Lawrence, Terry, Ralph