Tag: mr krabs
for the record, mr. krabs has been attracted to:
- at some point, a whale (since his biological daughter is a whale)
- mrs. puff (krusty love, whirlybrains)
- a penny (krab borg, various other episodes)
- plankton, as himself (new leaf, married to money)
- plankton, as a seemingly sentient and female wad of cash (married to money)
- patrick as patricia (that’s no lady)
- spongebob as Obsessive Snail Lady (sanctuary)
- the pirate captain (pull up a barrel)
- don grouper (goodbye krabby patty)
- howard blandy (selling out)
- possibly slicker sam at some point (issue 16 of the sb comics)
- well he wasn’t really attracted to the mailman but krabs definitely seduced him into eating a krabby patty (good krabby name)
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