unacceptable nsfw: straight people havingn nasty sex but its in an Artistic way
acceptable nsfw: pictures of people in full body fetish gear standing in a corn field in the middle of nowhere and theres a time stamp from 2003
does anyone else remember that post that was like “i can’t go to bars or clubs because there’s too much disgusting sexual energy there. everyone at those places is there to fuck. i can see it in their eyes.”
because i honestly feel the exact same way about bowling alleys
why are you specifically looking at people’s NSFW tags?
I always creep people’s NSFW tags before following them back to get an idea of what I’m about to be putting on my dash.
(Usually doing so turns up nothing special, but there have been moments; one time it saved me from a veritable parade of otherwise-untagged clown dick!)
so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss
lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph
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