Tag: omg

morthils:

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

sexhaver:

in high school my science class went on a field trip to a nuclear reactor and someone asked if it was safe to swim in the pool of water with all the cooling rods at the bottom and the tour guide answered “oh definitely not. you wouldn’t get cancer or anything, you’d just get shot before coming with 10 feet of it”

smoochuu:

skillzyo:

skillzyo:

I’m going to establish myself as a writer who never writes straight relationships. Then, one fateful day, I’m going to introduce a straight couple. I will make them the healthiest straight relationship ever without ever saying they are a couple. I’ll keep it subtext most of the time. Still, they will be as well developed as my plethora of gay-ass characters. Then, just after subtext becomes maintext and they’ve finally admitted their feelings for one another and given in to those feelings

I’m going to kill one of them off for drama

17k notes. We’re so salty.

ok but kill the guy

thealmightyprincess:

literally-a-piece-of-trash:

mazarin221b:

berlynn-wohl:

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knitmeapony:

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

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You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

Source: sometimesyouhearthebullet

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peony-peachh:

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themorbidmedic:

evangeline-elena:

aubscares:

fun fact:

The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

@eckcro

Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace

owenstan:

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thecornkobbler:

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owendeservedbetter:

which total drama characters have the biggest dick energy

bridgette, tyler, and dj.

GOOD POST OP

you do know who op is, right.

This reads like a conversation Owen and Noah would have in canon.

thanks for the idea dude i’ll try to make an audio file when i have the time since you people loved kung pow penis for some reason.

https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fuser-988071040%2Fbig-post-energy&visual=true&liking=false&sharing=false&auto_play=false&show_comments=false&continuous_play=false&origin=tumblr

i said i would do this and i unfortunately never go back on my word so here it is. (the quality went down and the pitch went up after uploading it but that’s just how soundcloud is.)