me when i see a hilariously bad video that i want to send to my friend instantly, knowing that its bad enough to make them want to hire a deep web hitman to kill me
slides in with roombas strapped to both my feet: sup heteros
Theory: great
Reality: they both take off in different directions, fuck
homophobia never sleeps
you have to have rope at a length of like 1 to 2 feet. or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and keeps them at an appropriate distance.
latin fact #1: the letter v in latin is pronounced like the letter w in english. as such, the latin word for hello, salve, would be pronounced sal-weh
latin fact #2: there’s a quote from vergil’s aeneid, one of the most famous works of latin literature, that includes the phrase nunc morere, which is basically the latin way of saying “then perish”
latin fact #3: thanks to latin pronunciation rules, you could totally make a hewwo mr obama meme in latin using a quote from one of the most influential poems of the ancient world
look if i’m gonna be cursed with this knowledge i’m gonna curse y’all with it too
1: S-salve ecquis ibi estne?
*spelunca aquae lente incohat inplere*
1:S-salve aliquis serva me pwecow Salve?
*summa aquae vix adluere potes sentire*
1: Nonnonnonnon salve!! Salve serva me
2: Deus wequietem da spiritui tui
1. Salve! Domine, cur hoc mihi facias Salve!! Serva me pwecow
1: M-magistre obame iste tu estne salve! Serva me pwecow video esse in pavlo twibulatione magistre obame salve S-salve
1: @( ◕ x ◕ )@
1: Pwecow te Magistre Obame serva me nolo mowiwe
1: S-salve Magistre Obame hoc tamen esne
1: Magistre obame pwecow mersus sum S-salve timefactus sum
1: Quidquam faciam tibi magistre obame pwecow serva
2: Quidquam?
1: Quidquam tibi magistre obame :3
2: Nunc morere
1: D:
One of my Latin students drew a cartoon of Obama saying “NUNC MORERE” on the back of her latest quiz and I blame all of you the internet is canceled