Ya’ll know that ‘my cat and I are both blind’ post?
It basically illustrates tumblr in a nutshell.
Bc 1/3rd of the notes are ‘awww SO CUTE’,
1/3rd is ‘how can you post if you’re blind, FAKE’ (which is stupid lol screenreaders exist, blind people can use the internet) and
the final 3rd is people saying ‘op is a necrophile’ which. lemme tell you I’ve been to OP’s blog and yea. they are. post ruined
i mean if you’ve gone to my blog, you’ll actually know i’m not, technically speaking, a necrophile, because i have absolutely no interest in fucking a corpse. i have a “used as a sex toy while dead” fantasy sitch, but that’s not necrophilia on my end. corpses aren’t necrophiles, they’re corpses. so, like, jot that down.
if you wanna complain about my purely fantasized kinks and relatively well controlled mental health anyway, consider calling me a necrosadist instead! it’s more accurate. i wouldn’t fuck a corpse, but i would probably get off on mutilating one.
i don’t know for sure as i’ve, yknow, never tried, and don’t intend to. but i’m sure your intrusive thoughts and sexual fantasies are much more ideologically pure than mine are, so judge away. ✌🏼
I can’t imagine saying any of this and not being embarrassed and ashamed to my core.
Didnt think this post could get any worse
Only on tumblr.hell.com.org.gov.co.uk could someone unironically post the phrase “
i wouldn’t fuck a corpse, but i would probably get off on mutilating one.
“ and think that’s a good thing to say.
Where is thecybersmith, doesn’t he usually keep these things on a leash?
normal ppl on this site can literally type something like “hope u all get chocolates for valentines day” n one of u freaks will inevitably go “well im hoping to get tied up n dicked down until dawn but chocolates good too” like calm ur shit erika moen no one needed to know that
no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable
this site sux but some posts i see about it make me wanna grab op through a monitor and yell “FOLLOW DIFFERENT PEOPLE”
someone on here: don’t you just hate it when your mutual beats up a child IRL over kin drama? and isn’t it just the worst when your other mutual puts a mile-long nick jr. hentai comic on your dash? what about when your other mutual murders someone and asks you to help hide the body?
Procrastination Station 