aprillikesthings:

ao3tagoftheday:

reading-wanderer:

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is:

[Image Descriptions: Tags reading “this is a zoo au, vore” Screenshot of a tweeted edited to read “if the zoo bans me for eating the animals I will face god and walk backwards into hell”]

And now I’m just imagining some poor zookeeper wrestling with some crazy visitor yelling, “Please do not vore the penguins?!?!”

So I’m actually really annoyed right now, because “please do not vore the penguins” is the funniest thing that has ever been or will ever be on this blog and I didn’t write it.

#please don’t vore them #they’re helpless