a fourth grader: yeah i really like steven universe! lapis is my favorite because shes pretty and blue and has the COOLEST powers
me materializing from the floor: awww i see we have a fucking ABUSE APOLOGIST on our hands! did you know that lapis CHOKED children? and that she RUINED JASPERS LIFE. do you even fucking care you steven universe cuck???
a fourth grader: man what are you even doing here my mom said you gotta leave me alone
me: IM SORRY IS THIS NOT A PUBLIC SPACE? IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE AN ADULT AND ENGAGE IN DEBATE HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GOING BACK TO KINDERGARTEN????
I’m the fourth grader
Hello the fourth grader, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1.
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Beep-boop!
if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)
Get this man working on the next Star Wars movie
https://twitter.com/howieeday/status/936438134169944064?s=21
Original link: https://www.instagram.com/plasticstarwars/
Practical effects!
So much yeessss
This is the kind of thing that just makes me grin SO MUCH at how creative people can be 😀
Dude
“Kitty Kommercial”
So many animals are waiting for their forever homes! Come meet them at Furkids headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia!Furkids Animal Rescue and Shelters is Georgia’s largest no-kill animal rescue & shelters. Adopt. Volunteer. Donate.
VISIT FURKIDS.ORG to help animals in need!
This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever
i had to rewatch it twice because i missed half the dialogue due to laughing
The lady being a flail guy omg
Some silly Detroit Become Human and Tales from the Borderlands crossover sketches with Connor and Rhys.
{ &; MUSES THEME 1 } ASBTRACT / PREVIEW DOWNLOAD
- this is a character theme, that can be used for roleplay, family pages, etc !
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BRIANNASRPS’ THEME 001 – animal.
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Procrastination Station 