narwhalsarefalling:

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? 🙂

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about butch hartman’s christan propaganda. do you remember that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

hey im tryna get into this dp fandom and i would love some fic recs if possible :)

narwhalsarefalling:

yeah sure! i think this post is formatted a bit weird but the links should work!

angst, content warnings for several:

Warm Ectoplasm– character death

Ghosts must Dine– cannablism, gore, etc

Skeletons in the Basement– general horror and ectoshit

9 years– general horror and ectoshit, character death

Dodgeball– injuries

Nova

From the Ashes

Deathday

worldbuilding

EM spectrum 

Real Life

Code Breakers (part 2)

Ectoplasmic doodles

personal favorites and classics

pits

checkmate

roughing it

phantom of truth (and its sequel shadow of a doubt)

Hold my hand, its shaking Bad

Complications (which is really my all time fave)

and of course

the classic Empty Promises 

sjw-dipper:

Personal favorites to come out of Danny Phantom recent events:

  • #ToastThatGhost
  • variations of Butch Hartman’s name like tumblr does with anyone else they hate starting with the infamous Benadoodle Cucumberpatch
  • “never forget Butch’s real name is Elmer, can’t unmake that canon can ya Elmer”
  • “Butch doesn’t give a dimmadamn about his own shows”
  • more trans and tan Danny content made out of spite
  • “are they so pale because they were locked in the basement for the 10 years the show was off air”

reblog to make butch hartman anger

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

cumragsymphony:

narwhalsarefalling:

  • danny is a trans guy
  • sam is genderfluid
  • tucker is gay and has a gay hat
  • the ghosts arent monsters from another dimention but ghosts. yknow, ghosts?
  • valerie is a strong black women and just because shes a vigilante and not 100% on dannys side should not make her a ‘grey’ character
  • kwan and dash are dating
  • paulina and star are dating
  • that dAMN BINDER WAS A BINDER NOT A SWIMSUIT
  • ghosts can have no gender 
  • phantom planet sucked

what other word can you describe a post like this with that isn’t “cringe”

thanks tumblr user cum rag symphony for your input

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