understanding straight people can be so hard sometimes like they use grammar and shit i cant keep up
I’m a straight person and I can barely understand my fellow straight people.
sorry what did you say i cant understand you
translation: gkdkgke same but im straight ckskfkfja
oh. tell them i dont care
Tag: literally danny phantom
guy:
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties
this is how i wanna respond to literally any criticism. what a role model
Me leaving my bed to socialize once a week
This is such a fucking MOOD.
I love that he had to specify that the footage of an exorcism is definitely not gay.
When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though you’re thirsty.
what even does picture signify
When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though you’re thirsty.
Type your url: fartgallery
Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy
Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery
Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—
The Vanderbilt Planetarium asks you to refrain from following your dreams.
Keep your filthy hands off her
Birthday
[instrumental chorus of “We Like to Party” (the Six Flags song) plays in the foreground]
masculine voice, seven seconds in: “You’re all animals.”
Procrastination Station 