lmao – Page 4 – Procrastination Station

stagdoewolfdog:

vondrakenhof:

prongsmydeer:

I hope Sirius constantly turned into a dog to get out of arguments with James, because it would mean that James was left with the following options:

Being known as the crazy man who is arguing with a dog

Rough-housing, and being known as the man who is mean to dogs

Submitting to Sirius’s literal puppy-dog eyes, and losing almost every argument they have from the age of 15 onward

The fourth option is to turn into a deer and continue the argument.

Hogwarts student: *walks in on a deer and dog barking at each other*

Hogwarts student:

Hogwarts student: why does this keep happening

curls-and-courage:

curls-and-courage:

Vine compilations on YouTube are the absolute pinnacle of millennial humor. The nostalgic compendium of their peers in an industry that they watched rise, fall, and burn in such a short period of their lifetime is parallel to the rapid technological advancements and obsolescence observed within the last two decades. Furthermore, the titles given to each video allude to the solidarity of depression, existential-crisis, and comfort they have sought from the internet. In this essay, I will

cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

“daredevil’s secret identity gets outed to the media” plotline = boring. let me write it instead where matt accidentally posts “i just want to get dicked down again :/” on the official daredevil twitter and all his exes simultaneously and separately realise who he is because only one man is that much of a needy bottom

my art often has that effect on people

unclefather:

what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

thebootydiaries:

dapperbubble:

thebootydiaries:

imma keep it real wit u chief i’m scared of ppl who are obsessed with astrology and zodiac signs or whatever please don’t say scorpio or caprisun or those things to mme please I will get whiplash immediately please

Caprisun assffkkkggsafhkllgsaa

What did I JUST say

captainsnoop:

elon musk paid cold hard cash to twitter to ban people for making fun of him. thats so fucking pathetic. elon has faced a constant stream of self-inflicted embarrassment ever since he started dating grimes. i dont even know who grimes is. i just know that if you put their names together its musk grimes which sounds like the name of a muppet that lives in a dumpster.