does anyone else remember that post that was like “i can’t go to bars or clubs because there’s too much disgusting sexual energy there. everyone at those places is there to fuck. i can see it in their eyes.”
because i honestly feel the exact same way about bowling alleys
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
why are you specifically looking at people’s NSFW tags?
I always creep people’s NSFW tags before following them back to get an idea of what I’m about to be putting on my dash.
(Usually doing so turns up nothing special, but there have been moments; one time it saved me from a veritable parade of otherwise-untagged clown dick!)
Procrastination Station 