thickerthanectoplasm:

alychampignon:

bring-it-on-perra:

thickerthanectoplasm:

boy howdy remember a few yrs ago when ppl were legitimately headcanoning danny as trans and everyone was yelling about how it’s disrespectful to the creator and now that it’s official TM how shitty bitch fartman is hmmm you picked the wrong hill to die on my friends….

What happened? What did I miss?

He’s trying to start a streaming service and was hella vague about it. It turns out he was having seminars with religious people to get money for his streaming service that is with the intent to indoctrinate Christian values. The whole family friendly thing was a cover up.

https://youtu.be/JOCToS4llns

https://youtu.be/l4e3iaXW-aY

I always found him off-putting. And well now seeing him and hearing him, he can tell he has a hidden agenda.

not to mention he went on a tirade in the early 2000s trying to purge “disgusting” gay ships from his forums (which yes included pompous pep which def had no place there, but also innocuous gay ships along with it), insinuated that suicide is a new thing and in his day ppl just “got over it”, made a suicide joke to Tara Strong about her friend who committed suicide, and supports Trump.  He’s not even solely responsible for the success of the projects he lords over everyone (especially Danny Phantom whose success is thanks mostly in part to Steve Marmel, Stephen Silver, and Sib Ventress among other people). 

BH has been cancelled. 👋

indi-dork:

rowantheexplorer:

iunia-kallistrate:

whatthefoucault:

rowantheexplorer:

drst:

tiny-librarian:

A Pennsylvania museum has solved the mystery of a Renaissance portrait in an investigation that spans hundreds of years, layers of paint and the murdered daughter of an Italian duke.

Among the works featured in the Carnegie Museum’s exhibit Faked, Forgotten, Found is a portrait of Isabella de’Medici, the spirited favorite daughter of Cosimo de’Medici, the first Grand Duke of Florence, whose face hadn’t seen the light of day in almost 200 years.

Isabella Medici’s strong nose, steely stare and high forehead plucked of hair, as was the fashion in 1570, was hidden beneath layers of paint applied by a Victorian artist to render the work more saleable to a 19th century buyer.

The result was a pretty, bland face with rosy cheeks and gently smiling lips that Louise Lippincott, curator of fine arts at the museum, thought was a possible fake.

Before deciding to deaccession the work, Lippincott brought the painting, which was purportedly of Eleanor of Toledo, a famed beauty and the mother of Isabella de’Medici, to the Pittsburgh museum’s conservator Ellen Baxter to confirm her suspicions.

Baxter was immediately intrigued. The woman’s clothing was spot-on, with its high lace collar and richly patterned bodice, but her face was all wrong, ‘like a Victorian cookie tin box lid,’ Baxter told Carnegie Magazine.

After finding the stamp of Francis Needham on the back of the work, Baxter did some research and found that Needham worked in National Portrait Gallery in London in the mid-1800s transferring paintings from wood panels to canvas mounts.

Paintings on canvas usually have large cracks, but the ones on the Eleanor of Toledo portrait were much smaller than would be expected.

Baxter devised a theory that the work had been transferred from a wood panel onto canvas and then repainted so that the woman’s face was more pleasing to the Victorian art-buyer, some 300 years after it had been painted.

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Christ men have been Photoshopping women to make us more “pleasing” since for-fucking-ever.

Also, Isabella de’Medici is nice looking, but also has that look in her eye of all Medicis: “I haven’t yet decided whether I’m going to kick your ass, buy you and everything you own, or have sex with you. Perhaps all three.”

It’s interesting the way the repaint has photoshop!Isabella affecting a slightly dreamy, docile gaze into the middle distance; she’s dewy-faced and unthreateningly soft.  But in the original, she’s looking you right in the eye.  She takes the male gaze and throws it right back at you.  That’s a face that says go on, tell me I’d be so pretty if only I had a little repaint, I dare you.  I’ll fuck you up.

They also made her hand smaller and I can’t tell if that’s an urn or scepter in her hand but considering it was painted out I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a symbol of power.

Oh, it’s a symbol of power alright. She’s a Medici, daughter of Cosimo I de Medici, First Grand Duke of Tuscany. The Medicis were the most powerful political family in Florence for almost forever. In Florence, the lines between politics, crime, warfare, and the Church were very blurry. They even managed, on four separate occasions, to get one of their own family members elected Pope, usually by very underhanded dealing with the cardinals. They had their fingers in every pie in Italy from 13th through 17th century.

In the case of Isabella, in order to secure an alliance with the Orsini family of Rome, she was married to Paolo Giordano I Orsini when she was 16. Contrary to popular belief, people in Renaissance Europe weren’t all that into child brides, this was just about the politics, so she stayed at her father’s household in Florence until she was of appropriate age. And then she just sort of… never left. Her new husband had zero concept of money, and her dad actually kinda hated him even though he was the one who arranged the marriage in the first place. So Isabella and her 50,000 scudi dowry (at a time when the average Italian earned somewhere between 10 and 40 scudi a year) stayed in Florence. Because she never went to Rome to live with her husband, she enjoyed enormous freedom and power back in Florence. After her mother died, she basically stepped into the role of First Lady of Florence, and was considered one of the keenest political minds in Europe. She ruled what she wanted, bought what she wanted, and fucked who she wanted, with no one really able to tell her no.

She was eventually assassinated by her husband while she was on holiday at one of her family’s country villas, probably because she was fucking her husband’s cousin, Troilo Orsini. Well, she had an “accident” while bathing, and Paolo Orsini said she must have drowned, but the coroner said she was strangled, and several servants swore they saw him do it. He might also have done it on the orders of Isabella’s brother, Francesco Medici, since he was trying to consolidate his power as the next Grand Duke, and by all accounts she was definitely in his way because of her political savvy.

So yeah. She was a boss, and that’s what makes it even more offensive that this Victorian sap tried to make her into this passive, skinny, doe-eyed wimp.

cornflakesjpg:

mercenariesfallin:

micaxiii:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

iamnotlanuk:

derinthemadscientist:

kleinsens:

polishhammer83:

twunkmichaelmell:

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

Either that or Tom Jones fathered millions of children.

we’re all Tom Jones’ bastards

IM DONE

New Sitcom Idea

comingtotermssapphics:

gingersnapwolves:

leaper182:

comingtotermssapphics:

dxrk-sxxls:

billykaplxn:

llewellyenanchaisleaindubh:

billykaplxn:

billykaplxn:

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like
“Ma’am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk”
“Jesus Christ.”
“….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

FUCKING YES

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

this totally made me think of this post

it got better

foxyteah:

lunagalemaster:

ninjagorocksdealwithit:

dreamadove:

Okay but why is there a convenient hole in Danny’s room?

And nobody ever mentions it

It’s not even a window it is just a hole

Danny: “Hey Mom, can I have a hole in my room?”
Maddie: “A hole- honey, why would you want a whole in your room?”
Danny: (Nights of smacking into his window after coming home from ghost hunting go through his mind) 
Danny: “…The window makes it hard to see the stars.”

okay, but remember the headcanon that FentonWorks is so suffused in ectoplasm/was so affected by Jack accidentally transporting it to another dimension at one point that rooms and furniture keep constanly shifting?

Danny: mom, there’s a hole in my room’s wall
Maddie: ?? the window??
Danny: yeah but like, it’s just a hole, no window or glass or anything
Maddie: since when?
Danny: yesterday?
Maddie: then it’ll grow back in two days or so. just enjoy the breeze, they said it’s gonna be nice weather for the whole week anyway
Danny:
¯_(ツ)_/¯

Hey sooo you and this other guy I’m following arnt happy with Butch lol what the hell did he do this time lol

narwhalsarefalling:

Told Tara Strong she was the reason for her friend’s death

Publicly disputed the trans danny headcannon by saying the tank top that we often portrayed as a binder was a swim suit (original post here) (its at 17:00 if the link doesnt go to it)
(also because im bitter heres some more proof that danny is trans)

raised 250k for Christian and anti LGBT propaganda (full video)

made fun of mental health and introverts

in 2007 era he would kick you off his fan forums if you had any lgbt content favorited

left Nick as soon as they started producing LGBT content 

thinks that poor mental health comes from the uprising in non Christian morals, hence the creation of Oaxis

straight up COPIED the reverse trio au and made it straight and also stupid

(credit to @risayume for these pics) drew his OWN CHARACTER off model and whitewashed

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and is a giant hypocrite 

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like dude u literally just made an entire streaming service to push your own political agenda

anyway thats all i got for now but im sure theres more

toloveviceforitself:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

gunshyghosts:

gaybowser:

mybigfatgaylife:

gogomrbrown:

We really are a police state.

It’s worse than that. That wasn’t a rubber bullet, that was another tear gas canister–you can see it a few seconds later in the footage when the camera pans over to the advancing cops.

And they shot him in the crotch with it.

If I were feeling charitable I’d say that the cop who fired the shell was aiming for center of mass and miscalculated the distance and hit the guy low.

But I’m not feeling charitable. It’s clear that was a deliberate malicious attack designed to hurt the guy as badly as possible with the weapon at hand. The goal was to cause him pain and intimidate bystanders.

this really is dystopic, isn’t it?

Shout out to the dude who came and helped him up

THIS IS WHY YOU BLACK BLOC. WHEN EVERYONE IS MASKED AND IN ALL BLOC, IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR THE POLICE TO TARGET INDIVIDUALS LIKE THIS

MASK UP, COME IN BLOC, BE PREPARED, YOU. COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

Also get to know your street medics and maybe buy them a drink later. They’ll often be the ones picking you up and making sure you’re good after this shit happens

jesterball:

jesterball:

jesterball:

people have become so incredibly desensitized to pedophilia online its crazy

“they arent a pedophile/arent playing into pedophilic culture, they are just sexually aroused by things that children do and by children characters and imagining themself as a child in sexual situations and are good friends with people who create child porn!” do you people realize how you sound

to everybody commenting on this post saying that tumblr classifies too many things as pedophilia and that somehow makes the term less serious:  what do you propose we call somebody being turned on by the idea of being a little kid in a sexual situation? what do you propose we call somebody who is exclusively attracted to little anime girls? what do you propose we call people who don’t fit the stereotype of “creepy 50 year old with a pedostache who watches “real” child porn as opposed to animated videos of ~fictional~ little girls being raped”? please enlighten me. 

just because something isn’t obviously targeting real children (and trust me, even if something is “fictional” it WILL encourage “real” predators) doesn’t make the person any less of a pedophile. 

pedophilia is defined as “attraction to children.” stop blaming tumblr for the general acceptance of not-so-subtle pedophilia. i’ve seen this shit on plenty of other websites. you guys are literally doing the exact thing that i was talking about on this post.

i would rather broaden the definition of pedophilia to include other harmful but more oblique behaviors than narrow it to give leniency to people who are the definition of pedophiles, just not in the ways that most people consider it.