gothmollyweasley:

the-problematic-blender:

tadpoledancer:

diddlywackmackmormondaddy:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

i was yeeted into existence out of sheer spite

Correction- yoted

My mother used player.placeatme

I sprang forth fully formed from my mother’s forehead