glumshoe:

Text: when you finally find someone who‘s just as fucking weird as you and you instantly have this unexplainable connection.

Image: two aliens are sharing a sumptuous meal and raising their drinks in celebration. A second image shows them kayaking together. The third shows them squatting in brightly-colored shorts and pointing at each other as if sharing a joke.

liongoatsnake:

indigopebbles:

pervocracy:

Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!

Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*

Also parents: *aggressively ignored all signs you’ve ever shown*

Also parents: *misinterpreted signs when younger and punished you for it*

rubyfruitgirl:

talkupditings:

speedwag:

society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall

Nothing wrong with that as long as there’s Mutual consent

did you know that bystanders literally do not consent to being a part of public sexual displays